Coworker: “I’ve got a chocolate granola bar if you’d like it?”
Mike D (enthusiastically): “Oh my goodness yes. This is exactly what I needed.”
Coworker: “did you not have lunch? I have some extra food if you’d like?”
Mike D: “Oh? No no. I had lunch. Actually it was a pretty huge lunch. I just really needed some chocolate.”
Coworker: “I understand. Chocolate at the end of a meal is like a modern day cigarette.”

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