On Wednesday night I was practicing with my sword at kung fu and mistakenly slashed my chin and neck.

I was swinging the sword from below in a downward arc, which is why it has a weird two directional thing going on there. Thankfully the sword is dull as heck.
I guess it’s kinda neat to say that I’ve endured a sword wound – even if it was self inflicted.
I like the tie you’re wearing.
Thanks!
Much cooler than a cat scratch.
The question is- did you know that you had gotten slashed before the blood was mysteriously gushing?
I felt the pain immediately, though I had no grasp of the extent of the damage.
Interestingly, this wound is not healing well.
Did you forget to wipe the poison off the sword?
That does it to me every time!
oh crap…