A Brevitous Gentleman’s Field Guide to Reasonably Sized Aquariums Suitable for the Home Hobbyist
– It should be the aim of all home aquarium hobbyists to group together satisfactory species of the sea such that they fight in the most awesome way possible.
– One should add a “Deep Sea Diver” air bubbler if an only if he has a fully-functioning, very sharp, model knife.
– Note that octopi may be trained to crawl out of the aquarium, and, using their suctioned tentacles, open stuck lids on pickle, beet, and olive jars.
– Those that enjoy sushi should take into consideration the possibility of growing kelp and tuna, miniature varieties of course.