Ladies! This is your opportunity!
Please fill out the following survey for an opportunity to be Mike D’s 2007 Valentine.
Just copy this into MSPaint (or mac equivalent) and fill in the appropriate information.
Happy Valentines Day!
my corner of nowhere particular
Ladies! This is your opportunity!
Please fill out the following survey for an opportunity to be Mike D’s 2007 Valentine.
Just copy this into MSPaint (or mac equivalent) and fill in the appropriate information.
Happy Valentines Day!
I would like to see examples of giraffe and dinosaur body types
You may remember my valentines, also done in MSPaint… in order to receive one, however, you must see me today. So get your snow tires on, and head towards Worcester!
I think it’s awesome that you had this application copywritten before you were born. That is planning.
And that you had your associates incorporated in The Bronx.
I think that if mankind had to declare a capital of Love, The Bronx would win in a heartbeat.
Hey Mike, what are you gonna do if no one applies? Remind me to send you a copy of my dating application for when I have daughters old enough to start dating. It’s much more comprehensive. If you ever have daughters it might come in handy.
are you accepting applications by email or fax?
Someone much wiser than I pointed out that you have a field for “selective service classification”. This refers to the military draft, and therefor only applies to dudes (women cannot be drafted). I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt that it is a clever attempt at weeding out applicants that may fill in that field.
That is correct. It was included as a way to ensure that no posers tried to apply.
e-mail only.
I’ll work on this and get back to you.
If no one applies I’ll probably just retreat into ben & jerry’s therapy.
My dad got ahold of one of those dating applications that he threatened to give to guys I’ve dated when they first come over to the house…..they’re really quite amusing. One of my favorite parts of the application:
“What is your favorite thing about my daughter? (Note: if the answer begins with “T” or “A” it is in your best interest to turn immediately around and run from the house, preferably with your head down and in a zigzag pattern)”
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!!
And after all that is the best kind of therapy. I like Cherry Garcia.
The part of the application I like is when you inquire if the person is a vietnam vet. awesome.
Is it an age issue or a gender issue?
That made me laugh as well.
Hilarious form, Mike D.
Wonderful and informative web site.I used information from that site its great.n