Application

Ladies! This is your opportunity!

Please fill out the following survey for an opportunity to be Mike D’s 2007 Valentine.

Submit yours today!

Just copy this into MSPaint (or mac equivalent) and fill in the appropriate information.

Happy Valentines Day!

17 thoughts on “Application

  • 2/14/2007 at 2:25 am
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    I would like to see examples of giraffe and dinosaur body types

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  • 2/14/2007 at 7:00 am
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    You may remember my valentines, also done in MSPaint… in order to receive one, however, you must see me today. So get your snow tires on, and head towards Worcester!

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  • 2/14/2007 at 7:48 am
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    I think it’s awesome that you had this application copywritten before you were born. That is planning.

    And that you had your associates incorporated in The Bronx.

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  • 2/14/2007 at 9:24 am
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    I think that if mankind had to declare a capital of Love, The Bronx would win in a heartbeat.

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  • 2/14/2007 at 9:53 am
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    Hey Mike, what are you gonna do if no one applies? Remind me to send you a copy of my dating application for when I have daughters old enough to start dating. It’s much more comprehensive. If you ever have daughters it might come in handy.

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  • 2/14/2007 at 12:14 pm
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    are you accepting applications by email or fax?

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  • 2/14/2007 at 1:04 pm
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    Someone much wiser than I pointed out that you have a field for “selective service classification”. This refers to the military draft, and therefor only applies to dudes (women cannot be drafted). I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt that it is a clever attempt at weeding out applicants that may fill in that field.

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  • 2/14/2007 at 2:33 pm
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    That is correct. It was included as a way to ensure that no posers tried to apply.

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  • 2/14/2007 at 2:36 pm
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    If no one applies I’ll probably just retreat into ben & jerry’s therapy.

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  • 2/14/2007 at 3:15 pm
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    My dad got ahold of one of those dating applications that he threatened to give to guys I’ve dated when they first come over to the house…..they’re really quite amusing. One of my favorite parts of the application:

    “What is your favorite thing about my daughter? (Note: if the answer begins with “T” or “A” it is in your best interest to turn immediately around and run from the house, preferably with your head down and in a zigzag pattern)”

    Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!!

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  • 2/15/2007 at 11:44 am
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    And after all that is the best kind of therapy. I like Cherry Garcia.

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  • 2/15/2007 at 5:07 pm
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    The part of the application I like is when you inquire if the person is a vietnam vet. awesome.

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  • 6/11/2007 at 5:24 am
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    Wonderful and informative web site.I used information from that site its great.n

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