I think I’d make a pretty awesome president. The first thing I’d do is get an aircraft carrier named after me.
u.s.s. mike d: the aircraft carrier.
It would have the words ‘AMERICA ROCKS’ painted on the side and every couple years on July 4th it would make its way back to U.S. harbors turn on its freakin’ huge sub woofers and light up the skies with fireworks and tracers. It’d be totally pimped out too, with speed flame decals on the back and a spoiler the size of my house.
Then I would pull the plug on social security. and invest the government’s money heavily into Google Stock.
I would ban boy-bands declaring them a violation of humanity’s right to “pursuit of happiness”
Natalie Portman’s face would be put onto the new Nickles.
Jessica alba would pose for the new 5 dollar bill.
mike d for president in 2020