A few of my coworkers recently returned from business travel in Michigan. One evening the guys visited a restaurant where the waitstaff consisted entirely of women who were particularly provocative in their attire. One such lady chatted up my coworkers.
Attractive Waitress: So what do you guys do?
Andy: We’re engineers.
Waitress: So… you drive trains?
Andy: Yup. Trains.
Sander: We’re parked outside.
Andy: All aboard!
Sander: Woo woo!
I got a good chuckle at this. To be fair, this was simply a misinterpretation of the data presented. Still, I’m tempted to buy Andy and Sander a pair of striped railroad engineer digs for Christmas.