Ryan Schenk busted his arm!
When he messaged me to tell me, I’d already got the news through my network of blog readers. Our conversation went a little something like this:
Ryan: yo D
Mike D: Schenk Tank!
Mike D: hey, I bet I had a worse weekend than you did
Ryan: i bet you’re wong
Mike D: Get this. I was making some chocolate cake
Mike D: and it turned out totally delicious
Mike D: but, in the process
Mike D: I did not break my arm.
Ha! I’m such a jerk. But seriously, I’m disappointed that Ryan’s arm is out of commission. Ryan Schenk is a pillar of intensity, and anything that stands in the way of his extreme way of life only serves to depress the quality of life for all of us. Join me in hoping that Ryan a) gets better soon and b) uses this time to do something totally awesome even if it’s not directly related to kiteboarding backflips or running into mattresses.
Good luck Mr. Schenk.