Mike D: “Hello, this is Mike D.”
Caller: “Hi, did you loose a sword?”
Mike D: “uh… geeze… Maybe? Where’d you find it?”
Caller: “I found it on Newfield St. in Middletown. It had your name and phone number on it”
Mike D: “oh no! I must have left it on my car’s roof after my martial arts class last night.”
Caller: “well, I think a car or two may have driven over it, but I have it now.”
Ugh so stupid of me! How Ninja-ly embarrassing!
Special thanks to Lenny from Middletown for finding my sword.