Nothing tastes as delicious as insomnia!
Though honestly, last night doesn’t qualify as insomnia, just unexpected awakedness. At first, I love mornings like this one when I wake up 40 minutes early feeling fully refreshed regardless of what time my head first hit the pillow (in this instance, after midnight). While such circumstances often result in breakfasts of pancakes and bacon they are not preferred. My early morning case of alertness tends to last only a few hours, after which it quickly degrades into a wheelbarrow of hurt.
Well, not today friends. Today I will fight the languor of the afternoon. I will fight it with Kool-Aid.
40oz of delicious Tropical Punch Kool-Aid
I will prevail.