Guys
I was hungry
so I started looking around the kitchen
and there is pretty much nothing there
BUT!
There is bread
and every time I want a sandwich, there’s never any bread
So I made the weirdest sandwich I have ever had ever ever
IT IS
Whole wheat bread
Nacho cheese
Bacon
And roasted peppers
I call it
The If-This-Is-All-I-Can-Find-In-My-Kitchen-What-The-Hell-Is-Wrong-With-My-Family.
And I toasted it for like, four minutes
and I’m drinking a peach fresca with it, because it is the only drink that was cold
but
it expired a month ago
so yeah
It’s actually not that bad
eeeeeeewwwww – time to go to the grocery store! also, how does soda EXPIRE!?