Good Rollergirl Names.

At the Roller Derby bout on Sunday we got an opportunity to chat with Ivanna B. Choo during one of the intermissions. She mentioned that Roller Girls come up with their own names. Not only that… there’s a database of names and once a name is chosen by one roller girl, it is off limits to all other roller girls.

And the database… is huge.

I challenge the readers of … can you come up with sweet unique Roller Girl names?

5 thoughts on “Good Rollergirl Names.

  • 6/13/2007 at 8:54 am

    Heh, those names are great. I like “Artillery Clinton”.

  • 6/13/2007 at 8:07 pm

    Actually, we share ideas with each other when we get them. Like I thought up Ivanna’s name, so she paid for it with a drink. However since she just left the league, it’ll be up for grabs, so maybe another girl somewhere across the country…or world… will re-register it. :)

    CTRG, Iron Angels

  • 6/13/2007 at 8:39 pm


    Frankly, I’m disappointed with my website readers. The best we’ve got so far is:

    Arma Get it on.

    This name generation thing is tough.

  • 6/13/2007 at 8:52 pm

    Gee, Mike, I didn’t know you had such high expectations. I come up with these sorts of names just for fun. My whole family does it. Names like Patty O’ Furniture, Ivana Newcar, Seymour Action, etc. Not necessarily great skater names, but still cute.

  • 6/14/2007 at 12:32 pm

    I thought of some, and I checked them against the list. I have put mine (and in parenthesis ones that were close to it, or if it was taken)

    Anne I. Elate (Annihilate-her)
    Betty Bopp
    Madam Maim (Madam Maim Ya)
    Blitz Crack-Her
    Snuff Box
    Speed Raze-Her
    Laci Rate
    White Thrash (taken, as well as Trailer Thrash)

    That’s all I’ve got for now. I’ll come up with more later I’m sure.


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