At the Roller Derby bout on Sunday we got an opportunity to chat with Ivanna B. Choo during one of the intermissions. She mentioned that Roller Girls come up with their own names. Not only that… there’s a database of names and once a name is chosen by one roller girl, it is off limits to all other roller girls.
And the database… is huge.
I challenge the readers of MikeDiDonato.com … can you come up with sweet unique Roller Girl names?
Heh, those names are great. I like “Artillery Clinton”.
Actually, we share ideas with each other when we get them. Like I thought up Ivanna’s name, so she paid for it with a drink. However since she just left the league, it’ll be up for grabs, so maybe another girl somewhere across the country…or world… will re-register it. :)
Bettie
CTRG, Iron Angels
Nice!
Frankly, I’m disappointed with my website readers. The best we’ve got so far is:
Arma Get it on.
This name generation thing is tough.
Gee, Mike, I didn’t know you had such high expectations. I come up with these sorts of names just for fun. My whole family does it. Names like Patty O’ Furniture, Ivana Newcar, Seymour Action, etc. Not necessarily great skater names, but still cute.
I thought of some, and I checked them against the list. I have put mine (and in parenthesis ones that were close to it, or if it was taken)
Anne I. Elate (Annihilate-her)
Betty Bopp
Madam Maim (Madam Maim Ya)
Mutilady
Abby-use
Blitz Crack-Her
Snuff Box
Raze-Her
Speed Raze-Her
Laci Rate
White Thrash (taken, as well as Trailer Thrash)
Unibammer
That’s all I’ve got for now. I’ll come up with more later I’m sure.