Yesterday I bought a toilet.
Home Depot was mere minutes away from closing for the evening and they only had one register open. The cashier was having difficulties and it looked like it could take awhile.
So I pushed my cart over to the ‘self service’ registers, picked up the toilet, held it at arms length, and swung it back and forth over the scanner until I heard the beep of recognition.
As I placed the toilet onto the items shelf, employees shouted from behind me
“Whoa! you did it!”
“You’re the man!”
It was magnificent.