25 thoughts on “HALLOWEEN WRAP UP

  • 11/14/2006 at 4:02 pm

    1. Creepy Angel Prostitute
    2. Cultivation Equpiment
    3. Eyeballs
    4. Mic D

    I’m adding a fifth parameter: Funniest – Mildly Evil Mike D

  • 11/14/2006 at 5:23 pm

    1) Best costume – Nearly Perfect Science
    2) Most original – Eyeballs
    3) Scariest – Mr Potato Head
    4) Most Inane – Creepy Angel Prostitute
    5) Funniest – Ace Ventura

  • 11/14/2006 at 8:51 pm

    1. Best: Mildly Evil Mike D
    2. Most Original: Nearly perfect science
    3. Scariest: Creepy angel prostitute
    4. Most inane: Cultivation equipment
    5. Funniest: Kurt

  • 11/14/2006 at 11:11 pm

    Best costume: Disco D!
    Most Original: “Mic” D.
    Scariest: Pregnant Schoolteacher
    Most Inane: Angel Prostitute
    Funniest: Convict D.

  • 11/15/2006 at 9:35 am

    1. Best: Mildly Evil Mike D.
    2. Original: Mic D.
    3. Scary: Creepy Angel Prostitute
    4. Inane: Cultivation Equipment
    5. Funny: Nearly Perfected Science

  • 11/15/2006 at 12:57 pm

    Best: Crazy 88
    Most Original: Invisible Man
    Scariest: Undead
    Most Inane: Cultivation Equipment
    Funniest: Nearly Perfected Science

  • 11/30/2006 at 10:35 am

    1) Best costume – Undead. If he can pull off this costume, I’m impressed.
    2) Most original – Business Partner Alien. It takes originality to combine Alien with office life.
    3) Scariest – Mike D. as Kurt.
    4) Most Inane – Mike B.
    5) Funniest – Clean D. Only because I think the idea of Bald Mike D. to be hilarious.

  • 11/30/2006 at 10:36 am

    I call for Patrick’s Exhaustive MSPaint Review!!!!!!

  • 11/30/2006 at 2:14 pm

    This one is stupid. It’s mine.

    Pregnant Schoolteacher:
    How do we know (s)he teaches?

    Elvis #1:
    Elvis’s hair is shorter than Mike’s!

    Ace Ventura:
    Subtle hair change. I like it.

    Cultivation Equipment:
    Random, in a way I like.

    Disco Style:
    My eyes scream! He’s winking, though.

    Britney Gallivan:
    I painted. Mike posted. Britney sues.

    (Probably) Undead:
    Most definitely undead. A self be-heading?

    Angel Prostitute:
    Click link at work, you’re fired.

    Big Bird:
    Hey look! Big Bird! Yay! [sarcasm]

    Crazy 88:
    Only Tarantino can make Mike hip.

    Nearly Perfected Science:
    First name’s Witty. Middle name’s Lazy.

    Protected-Identity Convict:
    I know that guy! I think.

    Picasso. I need five more words.

    Wingnut Weaver:
    I’m not gay, but nice legs!

    Phantom Mike D:
    Kinda like Undead, but with head.

    Rockstar Drummer:
    Did Mike step on a tarantula?

    Everyone: “Ooooooooh!”
    Artist: “Stretch-and-Skew.”

    Dragonball Z:
    I want to punch him. Really.

    Random, in a way that’s creepy.

    Elvis #2:
    Love the patterned flooring, nothing else.

    Mighty Mike:
    Sorry UUIG, but Mouse’s got boobs.

    No comment. Seriously, I’m stumped here.

    Master Chief:
    No way his hair fits there!

    Master Chef:
    Knee pads? Cucumbers? Inside joke maybe?

    Clean D:
    It’s Natalie Portman with a mop.

    Mildly Evil Mike D:
    There’s no explanation for the moustache!

    I just ate four cookies. Thirsty!

    Please join Motofone and run away. Please.

    Mic D:
    I’m certainly not turned on either.

    Mike B:
    If it’s Roland’s, I subtract points.

    Invisible Man:
    The nearly-perfected science is cleverer.

    Business Partner Alien:
    Tie and tucked shirt! Aliens outclass me.

  • 11/30/2006 at 3:09 pm

    Best: The Tasty Costume
    Original: Convict who wishes to have his identity protected by the media
    Scariest: Creepy angel prostitute
    Inane: Covered in milk
    Funniest: Disco D.

  • 11/30/2006 at 5:00 pm

    Best: Crazy 88.. it screams “cool” (runner-up: blurry convict)
    Original: Mildly Evil (runner-up: eyeballs)
    Scariest: Picasso Potato-head (runner-up: creepy angel)
    Inane: Leprechaun (runner-up: motofone)
    Funniest: Ace Ventura.. because of the two subtle changes (runner-up: tractor)

  • 12/1/2006 at 12:48 pm

    First of all, cleverer isn’t a word. Second, here are my votes.

    Best: Phantom D. (but can he sing?)
    Most Original: Cultivation Equipment
    Scariest: Eyeballs
    Most Inane: tie between Motofone and Milk D.
    Funniest: Mighty Mike

  • 12/1/2006 at 3:46 pm

    Ah yes, correcting grammar is more important than voting…

    I actually considered you in my word choice, Anita Clue…

    I could have gone with the correct “more clever”, which would appeased the Mike D Grammar Goddess, but it wouldn’t please the “6-word story” demons. I thought about writing, “Nearly-perfected science is more clever,” but I liked having “the” in there, plus I liked the tongue-in-cheekiness of being “cleverer” because:
    a) I made up a word to fit the 6-word rule.
    b) I thought I was being clever in the usage of the word clever.
    c) It was bait for the Mike D Grammar Goddess.

  • 12/3/2006 at 8:04 pm

    Elvis #2:
    Love the patterned flooring, nothing else.

    What if I told you that a trackball was used to draw the picture, and the floor was just a pre-made pattern fill?

  • 12/3/2006 at 8:11 pm

    1) Best costume – Disco
    2) Most original – Mr. Potato Head
    3) Scariest – Eyeballs
    4) Most Inane – Tractor
    5) Funniest – Angel prostitute

  • 12/4/2006 at 3:13 pm

    Older Elvis just creeps me out. It’s not a knock on the artistic skill… and knowing that it was done on a trackball is additionally impressive. I just thought the drawing was creepy, and I made a note of the flooring, because it was something different that nobody else did. Creepy Elvis, but the tiles were a nice touch. That’s what I noticed.

  • 12/7/2006 at 2:42 pm

    Too late. I’m ordering a T-Shirt with “Grammar Goddess” on it. It fits so nicely. Not only am I mostly grammatically correct, but I also happen to be hot. I may use Grammar Grinch seasonally though.

  • 12/11/2006 at 10:00 pm

    1) best costume: Disco D.
    2) most original: Eyeball
    3) scariest: angel prostitute
    4) most inane: mic D.
    5) funniest: Mildly Evil Mike D.


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