we pass a sign on the highway that says “gaylord rehab center”
mike d: Would you rather be a gay lord, or a straight peon.
Jesse: By gay lord do you mean homosexual lord? or lord of homosexuals.
mike d: we’ll say both.
Jesse: hmm.
::pause::
Jesse: I think I’d prefer to be the Gay Lord, because then I could make Man dates.
Congratulations on not taking the obvious “Peon” toilet joke route.