random conversation

we pass a sign on the highway that says “gaylord rehab center”

mike d: Would you rather be a gay lord, or a straight peon.
Jesse: By gay lord do you mean homosexual lord? or lord of homosexuals.
mike d: we’ll say both.
Jesse: hmm.

::pause::

Jesse: I think I’d prefer to be the Gay Lord, because then I could make Man dates.

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  • 9/18/2006 at 1:35 pm
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    Congratulations on not taking the obvious “Peon” toilet joke route.

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