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Bruce Willis vs. A Bear
What kind of bear?
What era of Bruce Willlis?
All important factors here. Bruce Willis from “The Kid” vs a Grizzly would be pretty one sided. So would Gun Toting “Last Man Standing” Bruce Willis vs a Malayan Sun Bear (http://www.bagheera.com/inthewild/van_anim_sunbear.htm). please elaborate.
good question Kurt.
First, it’d be a Polar bear. I hear those things are ruthless. And… Last man standing Bruce Willis would be perfect. To make it even, we’d have to give the polar bear a chainsaw and a shield and bruce willis would only be able to use a crowbar.
I guess we’d also have to give the polar bear opposable thumbs. Otherwise that’d be lame.
How is a bear going to use a chainsaw? Maybe if he had a harness with a monkey sitting in it. But no chainsaw.
okay. I’m hip to that. The bear gets a harness with a monkey.
the monkey would be able to throw stuff and possibly handle a stick of sorts. So maybe Bruce Willis with a crowbar Vs a Monkey weilding a louisville slugger while riding a polar bear….I smell MSPaint competition.
With this setup I think Bruce still has a significant advantage. Perhaps one of his legs should be shackled to an 800 pound ball of steel.
or how bout this. We down grade bruce willis from “Last Man Standing” to Bruce Willis from “Unbreakable” that way he has a weakness. I won’t state the weaknedd here so I don’t ruin the movie for people who haven’t seen it. I think this is gearing up to be a pretty good fight.
Diehard 2 Bruce Willis vs. Robot Bruce Willis
Sin City Bruce Willis vs. Jason
Hudson Hawk Bruce Willis vs. Wolverine
Wolverine vs. Unbreakable Bruce Willis would be awesome.
Jack Bauer vs Die Hard 1 Bruce Willis
I vote stalemate.
Hell yes. Part of me thinks it might get boring after a few days, but I doubt it.
I think if the fight ends prior to or after 24 hours then the advantage goes to Bruce, but if it ends anywhere near the 24hour mark, Jack gets a huge advantage.
Every 59 minutes, Willis would appear to get the upper hand, but 2 minutes later Bauer would make a huge comeback. After 24 full hours, Jack would emerge victorious only to have to fake his own death to save himself from abduction by pandas.
Periodically, CTU would “set a perimeter” around the fight. This would always completely fail to prevent anyone entering or leaving the area.
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