Awesome phone skills.

Sometimes I fumble the last few words of a phone conversation. Just now I combined ‘take it easy’ with ‘have a good one’ coming out with: “Take a good one.”

Other classics have been “thanks great afternoon” and responding to “Thanks for calling” with “you too.”

There’s a word for Vocal dislexia… I can’t think of it off the top of my head. A little help?

10 thoughts on “Awesome phone skills.

  • 1/23/2006 at 12:07 pm
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    You might be thinking of dysphasia (Impairment of speech and verbal comprehension) but its usually associated with brain injuries apparently.

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  • 1/23/2006 at 2:19 pm
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    Man, I totally do that too. Sometimes people don’t notice, but sometimes… sometimes they think I’m crazy. It would hurt except for the sneaking suspicion that they might be right.

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  • 1/23/2006 at 2:35 pm
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    Hahaha, yeah I do that some times too. I change my mind about what I want to say after I’ve already started saying the original phrase, so it comes out all mangled.

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  • 1/23/2006 at 4:25 pm
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    I don’t often mash two words into one, but I frequently respond with the wrong phrase. Like if I were buying a new bike and the cashier said “Enjoy your new bike!” I usually say something like “Thanks! You too!”

    When you were looking for a word for this occurance, I immediatly thought of Spoonerisms. I’m not sure this is what you had in mind though.

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  • 1/24/2006 at 7:45 am
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    I do this to waitresses and waiters all the time…

    “Enjoy Your Meal!”

    “Thanks, you too!”

    Then I feel guilty because i know they don’t get to enjoy a meal right now.

    Also, Indian Chicken Warp sounds astrophysically delicious.

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  • 1/24/2006 at 9:56 am
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    How exactly do the Indians warp the chicken? Does this affect the taste vs. standard Indian chicken? Please explain.

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  • 1/24/2006 at 11:42 am
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    I think that the Indian Chicken Warp might be a type of dance. Or it might be so delicious that it is eaten faster than the speed of light.

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  • 1/24/2006 at 12:23 pm
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    The way Mike eats, you’d think that he was breaking certain laws of physics. If you blink, you’ll miss it.

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  • 1/24/2006 at 1:25 pm
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    Exciting physics food is the new trend. Get pumped for all sorts of thrilling ‘currently eating’ segments in the future.

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  • 1/24/2006 at 10:03 pm
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    I can’t wait for Quarked Pork

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