someone who goes to Harvard has visited my website! That means that my website has instantly become an educated source of legitamate academic material! Also, it is worth noting that Natalie Portman went to Harvard. Maybe this mysterious Harvard visitor (hereafter HarvardStudent) has some sort of strange connection to Natalie Portman and maybe HarvardStudent is the missing link between Nat P and Mike D.
So if you think you might be HarvardStudent let me know. we need to work together on this one.