MIKE D! it’s Sander!
hey Sander… what’s up?
DUDE, I’m here with JACLYN. she wants to mother your CHILD
SERIOUSLY. SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, LIKE, EVERY MINUTE.
of course she does.
I mean: EVERY MINUTE
i’m sure. I think I’m going to go back to bed now
Were you SLEEPING!?!?
Alright MIKE D. You Should go back to BED! Maybe in the morning you’ll forgive this DRUNKEN phone call. WOOO!
LATER MIKE D!