Congratulations on your Graduation Sander

2:13 AM

ring.ring.
ring.ring.

ugh… hello?

MIKE D! it’s Sander!

hey Sander… what’s up?

DUDE, I’m here with JACLYN. she wants to mother your CHILD

awesome.

SERIOUSLY. SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, LIKE, EVERY MINUTE.

of course she does.

I mean: EVERY MINUTE

i’m sure. I think I’m going to go back to bed now

Were you SLEEPING!?!?

yup.

Alright MIKE D. You Should go back to BED! Maybe in the morning you’ll forgive this DRUNKEN phone call. WOOO!

bye Sander.

LATER MIKE D!

15 thoughts on “Congratulations on your Graduation Sander

  • 5/4/2005 at 7:17 am
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    Wow! Every minute MikeD. I think your marathon training will help you out in that department a ton.

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  • 5/4/2005 at 7:45 am
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    I think that it’ll be more useful running away from Jealous-Jill when she finds out what’s going on.

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  • 5/4/2005 at 8:07 am
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    I don’t think 26.2 miles will be far enough… maybe if you ran onto a plane…

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  • 5/4/2005 at 8:54 am
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    Well, he could always use the ole “runnin’ from a bear” tactic. Run with a friend (or enemy) and have them wear a MikeD-Mask. As you’re running, trip him. You don’t need to run faster than the now-enraged-Jill, just faster than your friend.

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  • 5/4/2005 at 10:32 am
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    I am so not wearing the mask.

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  • 5/4/2005 at 10:41 am
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    Nor I. I just came up with the idea.

    That Jill is cunning and wiley. MikeD needs all of our combined thinking just to keep up with her.

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  • 5/4/2005 at 11:22 am
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    Tim, it’s spelled “wily.”

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  • 5/4/2005 at 12:20 pm
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    SEE WHAT I MEAN?!

    I make one slip, and BAM! The Speak & Spell Mistress of Doom comes out to correct me. Damn you Rodgers!!!

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  • 5/4/2005 at 12:42 pm
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    Who’s this chick Jaclyn and why’s she messin’ with Jill’s man?

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  • 5/4/2005 at 12:46 pm
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    It’s this tart that we found at the Tower of London last year. Jill tried to behead her, but their battle resulted in a stalemate.

    It was something to see.

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  • 5/4/2005 at 1:07 pm
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    That sounds like a request for MSPaint if I ever heard one.

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  • 5/4/2005 at 1:24 pm
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    I’d show you the picture, but inorder to properly censor it for this website, it would just be a black image.

    Totally graphic. Imagine if you combined ‘Girls Gone Wild’, ‘Braveheart’, and ‘A tale of two cities’ in a blender, this is what you’d get. It’s ridiculous what these women do for MikeD.

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  • 5/5/2005 at 9:06 am
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    Oh man…
    there’s no censorship at all on my site! let’s post it there!

    that’s seriously the first time i’ve heard anyone called a tart.

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  • 5/5/2005 at 12:30 pm
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    Well, I only call ladies of that nature “tarts” when it involves anything English.

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