Beat it.

My uncle Jim got me an ‘inside the egg electric egg scrambler’ for Christmas.

It’s really weird. You jam the egg onto a small off-center needle which then WHIPS around inside the egg.
Tim: note the dotted hidden lines

Amazingly, it is actually quite convenient. Every time I want omeletes, french toast, or crepes I don’t have to dirty an extra dish for beating eggs. Also, last night we tried Hard boiling these yolkless eggs.

it was strange. Tasty… but strange.

5 thoughts on “Beat it.

  • 1/26/2005 at 12:38 pm
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    I expect a full demonstration this saturday while im up there.

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  • 1/26/2005 at 1:31 pm
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    I’m creeped out.

    I use a mug to whip my eggs. I think Alton showed me on the tv but its very convenient since its just the right size and you get a handle.

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  • 1/26/2005 at 6:13 pm
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    I’m confused. Is the egg, post-whip “yolkless” or is the yolk “integrated”? Regardless, it would be fun to throw a hard-boiled, whipped egg at something. No one would know what it was if it was peeled first! Alien eggs! Woo!

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  • 1/27/2005 at 9:19 am
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    good question Shaun, in fact, the yolk is integrated. I say “yolkless” because the membrane and collectiveness that defines the yolk is pulverized. Not unlike the integration of Obi-Wan into the force postmortem.

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  • 1/27/2005 at 9:35 am
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    That is an AWESOME analogy. Obi-Wan as the yolk, broken but then integrated into The Force. Wow. I’m amazed at your analogy prowess.

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