I did it. I found it before Jon Abad.
JonAbad is quite the internet fiend. However, I found THIS and put it on my webpage BEFORE Jon Abad did.
That’s right. It’s the David Hasselhoff signed IPOD.
I now proclaim myself the king of the internets.
update: As it happens, I did Not do it. and I am not the king of the internets.
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