ahh colgate.

The wonder! My doctor-to-be roommate suggested that I dab a bit of toothpaste on Mount Kilamanjaro before going to bed. I, of course, did exactly what she said without considering the possibility of looking like a fool. But, sure enough! Upon waking this morning I found my blemish to be a mere shadow of its former self. Downgraded from a Mnt Kilmanajaro to a Mnt Monadnok. victory!

Who knew that pimples and plaque were in cahoots?

One thought on “ahh colgate.

  • 8/23/2004 at 1:56 pm

    darhhh! someone stole my remedy!


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