DREAM!

I had a dream last night that could make a pretty decent sitcom.

I was living in an apartment with three friends. Two of whom were women. At a young age I had found my destiny with Woman A. Woman A totally agreed. I proposed, she accepted. After some years of dating we decided that we should date other people. But we both had full exptectations to return to the engagement. It wasn’t a “we should see other people.” it was a “hey we’re still young, before we get married we should have some fun with some other people and then get back together.” But now, I’m dating woman B. and my fiance is dating Dude 2. Around the house I would call my fiance “fiance,” and girlfriend “girlfriend.” I guess it was kind of like polygamy without bonus rings.

It was a strange dream.

Dream

Last night I had a dream that my hometown’s pastor had organized this huge scavenger hunt. We went from location to location picking up small items. My team wasn’t doing too well, but we finally found our last clue at the church itself. we had to pick up a card from a deck of cards. I got a 6 of clubs. Then we got another clue that led us to the town hall. At the entrance there were more cards, but they were all the King of Diamonds. Inside the town hall, we compared our cards with those of a mediator. Whoever had the winning pair got a small washer. We were then led to another room where someone dressed up as Santa gave out free engagement rings to anyone who had placed the washer on their finger. Everyone in my group got the rings. It was an odd dream.

DREAM

Last night I had a dream that I was going to this ski paintball invasion event. We all wore mini-skis and we had to travel to this remote snow-filled barren place via metal pull tabs and elevators.

And Tom Morello, one of my favorite guitarists, was in one of the elevators. I got his autograph.

Then in the waiting room a cute girl came up and informed me that I should try a new hair style.

and finally, I got to the house and was given a paintball gun. It was my job to defend against 5 invaders. I ended up getting overwhelmed early on, so I ran upstairs, jumped out the window, and flanked my opponents. It worked perfectly.

I woke up wondering who the cute girl was.