my corner of nowhere particular
I happened to be reading the news this morning, and headlines stated that there was a high potential for domestic terror from two main groups: the Animal Liberation Front and the Earth Liberation Front.
I suspect we may see an influx of new terrorist organizations over the next few months. Including:
1. Societies Mourning Urban Refining Factory Syndocates
2. Parties Against National Security Yachts
3. Beijing Arboretum Loving Linguistic Earthen Rich Interacting Natural Activist Society
The thing that I find irritating about the State of the Union, or any address from any president, is that everyone seems to applaud everything all the time. Even statements that are so obviously positive that they would need no affirmation from the audience.
“our union is strong” WOO! YEAH! IT’S TRUE! WOO!
“so that every child in America can read and learn and succeed in life” CHEERS! YAY FOR READING CHILDREN WHO SUCCEED! WOO!
“addictive drugs that kill people are bad” YEAH! AGREED!
“Satan is evil” APPLAUSE! NOTHING’S FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH! HOORAY!
“It’s really awesome when you find 10 bucks in your pocket that you had forgotten about” AMEN! CHEERS! APPLAUSE!
“I really like a glass of juice with my breakfast in the morning” OH YEAH! THAT’S THE TICKET! BRING IT HOME! AMERICA’S AWESOME!
Is George W’s daughter Barbara cute?
(picture taken from CNN.com)
I didn’t think republicans could be attractive… (besides becky of course)
maybe the bush daughter is a democrat?
There was just a big Climate Control Convention held by the U.N. They really didn’t get anything useful done because the U.S. was being pesky.
but, check out their awesome logo!
a little melting Earth! how clever
