I happened to be reading the news this morning, and headlines stated that there was a high potential for domestic terror from two main groups: the Animal Liberation Front and the Earth Liberation Front.

ALF and ELF.

I suspect we may see an influx of new terrorist organizations over the next few months. Including:

1. Societies Mourning Urban Refining Factory Syndocates
2. Parties Against National Security Yachts
3. Beijing Arboretum Loving Linguistic Earthen Rich Interacting Natural Activist Society

5 thoughts on “TERROR.

  • 5/19/2005 at 8:26 am

    How about:

    Liberals Opposing Vatican Elections


    Factions Lowering Obesity Where Eating Resides

  • 5/19/2005 at 10:27 am

    Tragic that the midgets were killed, but still I consider this to be an amazing story.

    Pam, well done. Seriously. this deserves its own post.

  • 5/23/2005 at 3:46 pm

    Quintessentially Ubiquitous Idiots Turbulently Yammering On Until Resolve Becomes Incapacitated, Tirelessly Contesting How Indignities Negate God.

    I’m sorry for wronging you, Mike D. Please accept my excessively complicated acronym as repentance.



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