I’d like to witness a spelling bee where a kid, having no clue on the proper spelling of a word, decides to filibuster the event.
Moderator: Your word is “stichomythia”
Kid: May I hear it used in an example?
Moderator: The author was well acquainted with classical drama, as may be seen in his use of stichomythia.
Kid: Stichomythia. S – T – I – T – C- H – O – M – I – N -S – T – L- A – E – R – J – I – A – L – C – D – W – W – E – I – O – S – E – I – O – S – V- B – K – Y – P – W – Q – 2 – X – L – L – M – O – I – D -K – F – H – A …