That Dreaded Fateful Day

The long dreaded day has come when the clock of heredity has triumphed over my youth. My blood work came back from the labs and my cholesterol is (per the doctor) “very high”


Granted, I got my numbers during the holiday week where everyday I was chasing egg McMuffins with an eggnog latte and enjoying cheese plates as appetizers and bowls of ice cream for dessert. So there’s that.

Either way, I now embark on my first ever involuntary diet. It’s a weird diet too. Normally when people think diet they think “Lay off the carbs! Lay off the sugars! Go for pita bread with a diet soda for lunch!”

Nay Nay (watch me) my friends.

For me, this diet limits dairy luxuries. Cheese: No. Cream sauces: Nope. Foam-able latte milk: Nope.

All the creamy treats must go. Sadness.


2 thoughts on “That Dreaded Fateful Day

  • 1/10/2017 at 5:18 pm

    You’re fulfilling your destiny….Now eat that Baconator and join Jon at my side….Together we can rule the galaxy as three fat men…

    • 1/10/2017 at 8:35 pm

      …. It’s so tempting… the cheese…. the cheese


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