I avoid airport scanners

The security guard searches my arms and then checks my shirt collar.

Guard: You’re missing one of your collar stays.
Mike D: Uh… okay. Thanks?
Guard: No problem. I don’t think anyone else will notice.
Mike D: No, probably not.

Kinda weird.

2 thoughts on “I avoid airport scanners

  • 1/30/2013 at 12:53 pm

    If only all guards were OCD.

    • 1/30/2013 at 2:39 pm

      Coincidentally, the Guard’s first name was Sherlock.


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