One of my coworkers LOVES the restaurant Bob Evans. And because I’m such a good pal whenever I am on the road I try to stop at a Bob Evans, take a picture of myself eating there, and then send him said picture. It irritates him to no end.
Yesterday, while eating there, I was approached by the Bob Evans Mascot. What better opportunity!

His name is Gravy.
Oh man – Pete loooves the sausage gravy there too. Seriously. He orders a whole second bowl of it to go with his biscuits.
Its a shame you always have eaten all of it before he orders though, Sander.
Cause your fat.
YOU’RE correct one thing about, Kurt.
I have eaten at a Bob Evans.
“I have eaten a Bob Evans.”
I fixed that for you Sander!