My sister Theresa is always willing to set her pride aside and take one for the team by visiting websites like to update the family on important gossip that might come up at your local water cooler. This was today’s conversation:

Theresa: Hugh Hefner is engaged
Mom D: Wow, how old is his wife-to-be?
Theresa: 24.
Mom D: Mike D, that’s your problem. These 80 year olds are stealing up all the eligible women.

Thanks Hugh. Thanks for reducing the global supply of singles within my age range.

4 thoughts on “Hugh.

  • 12/27/2010 at 12:44 pm

    Mike – I really don’t think Hugh’s wife, playmate Crystal Harris, is within shouting distance of your potential dating pool.
    I’m sorry.

    • 12/27/2010 at 12:56 pm

      Ugh, you beat me to the burn…

  • 12/27/2010 at 1:20 pm

    Oh Mike D, don’t listen to your friends. Who knows, if it wasn’t for Heffy maybe we’d have met up sometime. I’ll put a good word in for you with my friends

    • 12/27/2010 at 2:45 pm

      Hey! What are you doing on Mike D’s website? Get back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich! And Mike D stop trying to steal my women!


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