My sister Theresa is always willing to set her pride aside and take one for the team by visiting websites like People.com to update the family on important gossip that might come up at your local water cooler. This was today’s conversation:
Theresa: Hugh Hefner is engaged
Mom D: Wow, how old is his wife-to-be?
Mom D: Mike D, that’s your problem. These 80 year olds are stealing up all the eligible women.
Thanks Hugh. Thanks for reducing the global supply of singles within my age range.
4 thoughts on “Hugh.”
Mike – I really don’t think Hugh’s wife, playmate Crystal Harris, is within shouting distance of your potential dating pool.
Ugh, you beat me to the burn…
Oh Mike D, don’t listen to your friends. Who knows, if it wasn’t for Heffy maybe we’d have met up sometime. I’ll put a good word in for you with my friends
Hey! What are you doing on Mike D’s website? Get back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich! And Mike D stop trying to steal my women!