1. Kevin makes some dinner
Carl: Kevin, this meal you made is really delicious
Kevin: What do you guys think of the meat?
Others: It’s really great!
Kevin: That’s good. The meat’s from July.
2. Carl wakes up Eric who crashed on the couch at the HoR
Carl: Hey Eric wake up.
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Carl: Hey Eric.
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Carl: Wake up Eric.
Eric: unnnnng
Carl: Eric, I just wanted to let you know it’s 7:15
Eric: huh?
Carl: It’s 7:15.
Eric: Thanks?
Eric rolls over to fall back asleep.
Note: At no time did Eric ever request to be woken up at any particular time.
3. Jesse sends me an instant message
Jesse: no lie, I’m in Delaware
Jesse: whaaaa?