My coworker Matt showed up last night. I went up to the counter to pick up some laundry as he was checking in. As he passed the holiday inn worker his credit card, she reached into the pile of ‘checking in’ folders and handed him his. In with it was a little envelope.
Holiday Inn girl: “Every week we have a weekly raffle drawing, and this week you won! Here’s your prize”
Mike D: “Wait. WHAT?! WHAT?! This is his FIRST TIME TO OHIO! I’ve been here for FOUR MONTHS and I have never won the weekly prize.”
Holiday Inn girl: “I’m sorry sir.”
Mike D: “BAH! this is ridiculous. what is the prize?”
Holiday Inn girl: “it’s a restaurant gift certificate.”
Ridiculous. Completely ridiculous.