As our company picnic concludes and I start my walk back into the building to get my stuff and head home, I bump into two of our executives.
Vice President: “Mike D? You suck at the tire throw.”
President: “and at basketball free throws.”
Vice President: “and at horseshoes.”
President: “and at the egg toss.”
Vice President: “Wait, the egg toss too? Weren’t you on one of those final teams Mike?”
Mike D: “… no…”
Vice President: “oh. well? okay then.”
Stupid work. They never choose rock climbing or Kung Fu sparring as company picnic sports.