The 7 Deadly Sings.

#1. Girls just want to have fun – Cindi Lauper
#2. It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to – Helen Shapiro
#3. Tubthumping – Chumbawumba
#4. Macarena – Los Del Rio
#5. Cher – Believe
#6. Barbie Girl – Aqua
#7. The collective works of Nickleback

11 thoughts on “The 7 Deadly Sings.

  • 7/3/2008 at 8:29 am

    1. Agreed
    2. I actually kinda like that one.
    3. ?
    4. So-so.
    5. Don’t know it.
    6. For some reason, little kids love Aqua.
    7. There are three Nickelback songs that I like. The rest I could do without.

  • 7/3/2008 at 9:45 am

    I actually don’t mind that Aqua tune.
    When “How You Remind Me” first came out I really liked it. Then after I heard it 100000 times, and saw what Chad Kroeger looked like, I couldn’t stand anything from that band anymore.
    Also annoying:
    Everything by Daft Punk
    “Who Let the Dogs Out?” by Baha Men
    “Get the Party Started” by Pink
    “Let’s Get it Started” by The Black Eyed Peas
    “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt (MAN I can’t stand this song)

    It is the song that never ends,
    Yes it goes on and on my friends.
    Some people started singing it not knowing what it was.
    And they’ll continue singing it forever just because
    It is the song that never ends
    Yes it goes on and on my friends…

  • 7/3/2008 at 11:37 am

    The only terms where I can see Nickelback being tolerable is that I have heard of a remixed track that is two of their big singles mixed together. Only the tempo is changed. Supposedly, they match up PERFECTLY, even the drum fills are the same. Some day I will seek this out.

  • 7/3/2008 at 12:33 pm

    I’ve heard said “sync-up” before. It’s pretty halarious.
    Basically Nickelback is untalented and repetetive. Unlike, say, Soundgarden

  • 7/3/2008 at 2:06 pm

    As God as my witness, the double-Nickleback extravaganza was on my computer in college. That computer has long since died, and with it, my proof. It was craptastic, though, I swear.

  • 7/4/2008 at 7:52 pm

    The Juno Soundtrack is a 45 minute treatise in boredom.

    Note: this fact will be vehemently rebutted by females with squeals of, “but it’s cuuuuuute!” This can easily be dismissed as lunacy, although if you are married, offering a prepared statement instead (“Not as cute as you, Sweetie Pie”) is often preferable.

  • 7/5/2008 at 5:11 pm

    HOLY COW – This is dead on the money.
    Both the part about the Juno soundtrack and the women.

    Schenk – slightly less crazy!?

  • 7/7/2008 at 9:45 pm

    Thank you so much for putting Nickelback on there. Nickelback and Creed have had a rollicking fistfight in my brain for who is a bigger poser metalhead for at least the last 2 years running.


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