Jesse visits the grocery store.

bought some veggies at the grocery store last night went through “self checkout”
you ever do that?

every time you scan an item, a sultry woman’s voice says

“please place your [item name] into the bag”

and the voice is loud enough to be heard for a few aisles… well, i bought something called a “hairy zucchini”

that went over really well amongst some of the patrons… including myself

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