Meowstro and Golden Eagle

The advantage of the bat scorpion is that they could fight at night. They could strike repeatedly with skillful poisonous jabs…


What else can see at night? Cats. What has the sort of maneuverability that could out run a bat? A Golden Eagle. Clearly this combo would need to be Meowstro on top of a golden eagle. They would easily take out a bat scorpion duo. EASILY.

7 thoughts on “Meowstro and Golden Eagle

  • 1/10/2008 at 8:37 pm

    Of course, EASILY. Because the bat/scorpion team is laaaaame.

    And speaking of bat/scorpion, how does that team beat eagle/snake but lose to cat/eagle?

    eagle = eagle
    most venomous snake in the world is less deadly than a cat???

    this doesn’t make sense, even at night.
    I betcha an elephant throwing a narwhal spear could kill cat/eagle, because, you know, cats are oh so soft.

  • 1/10/2008 at 9:19 pm

    Clearly you’ve never met Meowstro.

  • 1/10/2008 at 9:41 pm

    Meowstro is very dangerous.

    also, the MSPaint factor for this duo adds a huge bonus. Something like:

    +10 intelligence
    +2 wisdom
    +26 charisma
    +2 strength
    +4 constitution
    +5 dexterity

    you know. something like that.

  • 1/10/2008 at 9:45 pm

    Also, if you think THIS one is gimmicky… just wait for 9pm EST.

  • 1/10/2008 at 11:11 pm

    Jen’s response to the MSPaint of this duo was “ahhh cute”

  • 1/11/2008 at 11:08 am

    In real life, Meowstro’s ears about about 3x the size of the ones depicted


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