House Cats.

A Brevitous Gentleman’s Guide to House Cats

– The house cat’s Latin name is Felis Silvestris Catus, which means
“moderate pain in the buttocks.”

– Hunters dress in orange because Deer posses limited color vision;
cats on the other hand see only in infrared.

– House cats possess the unique ability to retract their claws into
their feet, as well as their teeth into their gums.

– There were no house cats present in the Garden of Eden.

4 thoughts on “House Cats.

  • 1/10/2008 at 9:16 pm

    Wait seriously? They can retract their teeth into their gums? Why would they want to do this?

  • 1/10/2008 at 9:44 pm

    very not seriously.

    in fact, everything here is a lie.

  • 1/11/2008 at 5:13 pm

    This is my favorite comment ever posted on Mike D dot com


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