A Brevitous Gentleman’s Guide to House Cats
– The house cat’s Latin name is Felis Silvestris Catus, which means
“moderate pain in the buttocks.”
– Hunters dress in orange because Deer posses limited color vision;
cats on the other hand see only in infrared.
– House cats possess the unique ability to retract their claws into
their feet, as well as their teeth into their gums.
– There were no house cats present in the Garden of Eden.