A Brevitous Gentleman’s Guide to House Cats
– The house cat’s Latin name is Felis Silvestris Catus, which means
“moderate pain in the buttocks.”
– Hunters dress in orange because Deer posses limited color vision;
cats on the other hand see only in infrared.
– House cats possess the unique ability to retract their claws into
their feet, as well as their teeth into their gums.
– There were no house cats present in the Garden of Eden.
Wait seriously? They can retract their teeth into their gums? Why would they want to do this?
very not seriously.
in fact, everything here is a lie.
I think that last one might be true.
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