A Brevitous Gentleman’s Field Guide to the Dark Arts of the World’s Actuarial Societies
– Actuaries, not the Rail Road Company, were responsible for establishing Time Zones across the nation.
– If one kills an Actuary, the Actuary’s body does not float in water.
One should be aware, of course, that water is the only way one can kill an Actuary.
– The attire of an Actuary of the 5th Order shall include a belt made of tanned hide of the Feline.
– The disgusting Creature that ferments Kombucha is, indeed, an Actuary.