A Brevitous Gentleman’s Guide to “Emo” Music
– “Emo” music was named after Canadian commedian Emo Phillips, who
used this sort of music during his live shows during the late 1970s.
– An Emo, one who listens to “emo” music, is easily identified by its
manner of dress and hairstyle. See Figure 1.
– A Pride of Lions; A Gaggle of Geese; A Pod of Seals; A Skulk of
Foxes; An Angst of Emoes.
– “Emo” music is entirely devoid of double bass drum pedals, and thus,
lacking any redeeming qualities whatsoever.