Ryan Schenk enjoys the ocean, and aspires one day to become a salty barnacle with leathery skin who smokes a pipe. At the age of nine, he was the inspiration for Matthew Christopher’s novel Skateboard Renegade (http://www.hbgusa.com/books/77/0316135496/index.html). He is married to an avenging librarian and pretends to dislike her cat Meowstro.
YOU AH SO WE-UHD
I checked out the link. No…… really?
Just look at the picture. It’s obviously a 9-year-old me.