Ryan Schenk!

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Ryan Schenk enjoys the ocean, and aspires one day to become a salty barnacle with leathery skin who smokes a pipe. At the age of nine, he was the inspiration for Matthew Christopher’s novel Skateboard Renegade (http://www.hbgusa.com/books/77/0316135496/index.html). He is married to an avenging librarian and pretends to dislike her cat Meowstro.

Abby!

Cuz!

I’m Abby. I have the happy privilege of being mike d’s cousin and former
schoolmate. The ring on my phone is Back in Black. I hate to do my laundry
because my basement freaks me out.

Joe!

Joe!

Four truths and a Lie. Bruce Campbell is my cousin, but he doesn’t keep in touch. My first car had a model railroad in the back seat and trunk. I can sing barbershop upside down. I only use Land O’Lakes unsalted butter in my cooking, for the ladies. I golf once per year, no more, no less.