There are two types of holiday inns. The first is the type that has Pantene shampoo in the bathrooms. The second is the type that has the shampoo that smells like cinnamon buns.
Frankly, that’s just not a smell I associate with shampoo.
I mean… right now my hair smells delicious. And I find that weird.
It’s true. Holiday Inn Express in particular stocks the “apple pie” scented shampoo, which smells so super-good that you want to bring a pastry into the shower with you next time.
Suppose you washed a dog with Cinnabon brand shampoo. Dogs’ primary sense is smell, right? And they like pastries, right? Do you think they’d be constantly licking themselves, and wondering where the cinnamon bun is?