Poll for the week of September 4 – September 10, 2002
The Question:
Between Cyndi Lauper and Kirk Cameron, who is more likely to suffer a psychotic break first?
The Response Starters:
1. Isn’t Kirk Cameron already nuts… well, if not, he would be the first to go because…
2. Is it really spelt Cyndi… because if that doesn’t spell looney… I don’t know what does.
THE WINNER:
Mullins: Although Cydi Lauper has a constant lack of fashion sense along with her over-zelous need to wear a tiera, one cannot classify her to have a breakdown before Kirk Cameron. Kirk Cameron on the other hand is one (1) degree, through his sister, to the Olsen twins. When you’re that close to those underage pieces of ass, you’re bound to crack sometime.
HONORABLE MENTION:
Steve M.: You see…although both are probably just as likely to lose it since they pretty much make up the definition of “has been” I think Cyndi Lauper will be the first one to go. Not only has she always been more on the edge than Kirk but he has all those years of experience in “Growing Pains” which has taught him how to deal with problems in a way that is suitable for mixed audiences on primetime television. Go Mike Seaver Go!!!
Paul: Cyndi lauper because until a few seconds ago I was like ‘whats a cyndi lauper and why do I care?’ just like probably millions of people in the world today which in itself is enough to make a person go insane…or at least cry (i have the effect on people). Second you have Kirk Cameron. And if you watch ‘behind the laughter’ version of Growing Pains you’d know that ‘Mike’ and his really hot girlfriend ‘Kate’ were actually Super Christianity Cult members bent on controlling the show and turning it into an hour of ‘Nightmare on Morality street’. They were able to manipulate the cast and crew through thier demonic ways which eventually led to the demise of the show. But if you really want to see which one would crack first have them both watch either episode of the short lived sitcom “Kirk” staring Kirk Cameron and directed by Charles In Charge himself…good ol’ Chachi….the first one to laugh I guarantee will be the result of insanity and not hilarity
AND THE REST…in no particular order:
Stef in Denmark: To answer your poll, I would have to say Cyndi Lauper because she did not star in the all-time classic, “Left Behind!”
The Sarto: Both Kirk and Cyndi are already screwed up. I think this poll is about 10 years too late to really have an impact. So, assuming it was 1992, then I’d say Cyndi Lauper. All that dye would seep into her head at some point.
S. McQuaid: Cyndi Lauper MUST be crazy already. Her last name says it all: Lauper. Sound that out….Lopper. As in, one who lops. And we all know what gets lopped most often: HEADS! Her last name describes her as someone who LOPS OFF PEOPLE’S HEADS!!!!!
Andy G.: Is it really spelt Cyndi… because if that doesn’t spell looney… I don’t know what does. definetly Cyndi because Kirk was just the man because he always got the chicks and it’s a scientific fact that lack of chicks causes mental breakdowns hence cyndi who is no longer the ‘butch’ type would have have a breakdown first. because she lacks the gettin of chicks.
Jill!: Isn’t Kirk Cameron already nuts… well, if not, he would be the first to go because there is no way you could play Mike Seaver for that long and NOT bust a couple brain cells.
Micah: Isn’t Kirk Cameron already nuts… well, if not, he would be the first to go because (insert answer) he already had one while making that stupid show where he always got bad grades, and when he didnt do his homework it was called being in character, kinda like me but he got paid to do it and they just call me lazy, oh by the way i should be doing my homework now
Kari: Isn’t Kirk Cameron already nuts… well, if not, he would be the first to go because he already went semi-crazy and became some sort of religious nut. he withdrew from his coworkers and lost that playful kid image he always had on growing pains. didn’t you watch E! True Holywood Story: Kirk Cameron?!
Pat: Isn’t Kirk Cameron already nuts… well, if not, he would be the first to go solely because of two words: Left Behind. I felt ill, and I saw less than half of it. Imagine how he must feel.
S.McQuiad….that is hilarious. I think you should have won this one!