One of my coworkers recently left the company and his office is now a barren cubical – completely stripped of all amenities. Just a few hours after his departure… Shaun snagged the guy’s chair and Dave pilfered the high quality flat screen monitor.
It’s amazing how quickly the sadness over a coworker/friend’s departure turns into a complete brawl over all his office supplies.
I can’t pretend that I didn’t participate. I was right there with them. In fact, I got some great wall art and a printer. It’s a cubical jungle out there people. You have to be on your toes at all times. When that shiny Swingline stapler is up for grabs, if you don’t throw a few punches you may never be able to bind two pieces of paper together ever again.
3 thoughts on “A Fight for Productivity!”
Office brawl? All I can think of is this:
Way to stomp that guy in the back Mike D!
When you’re going for office glory, you need to make sure you permanently take out your competitors. If that means paralysis from the waist down, so be it.