While out to eat with a few of the managers at work, I ordered a chicken ceaser wrap. The other guys ordered Reuben’s and Burgers.
When we got back to the office, I was paged by one of said managers. I entered his office.
mike d: What can I do for you?
Co-worker1: Well, first we need to talk about the chicken ceaser wrap.
mike d: It was delicious.
Co-worker1: It’s not a real meal.
mike d: what?
Co-worker1: If you’re going to be in our business you’ll probably want to order lunch with meat in it.
mike d: Chicken is meat.
Co-worker1: You need to eat red meat.
Co-worker2: Something that bleeds.
Thankfully, I was able to redeem myself by discussing Texan BBQ.