Last week while I was on vacation I learned that Ryan and Ruth were thinking of changing their last names once married. Both of them want to change their name. There would be no Ryan and Ruth Shenk, or Ryan and Ruth Bleakley… it would be something totally different.
So let’s think up some suggestions for Ryan and Ruth. Here are mine:
Ryan and Ruth Incarnate
Ryan and Ruth Theterrible
Ryan and Ruth Xtreme
anyone else have good ideas?
“Of Awesome”
either “tea” or “tee”, because then it would sound like “mr. and mrs. T”
“Stegosaurus”, or if it’s not lame yet (always a good criteria for a surname), “McNinja”.
Unicorn
They should auction their last name on eBay and make millions.
MacGhilleseatheanaich
Its the longest Gaelic surname
Featherstonehaugh
Longest English Surname
Then there is this option each special to each of them
Ryan son of His Dad’s name & Ruth daughter of her dads name
You could take Worf’s last name : Rozhenko
Then there is the Enterprise Captain route: Archer, Pike, Kirk, Harriman Garrett, Picard
You could become a member of the Bush family. Or perhaps you can shange it to Shakespeare or even DaVinci. Try and leach off of some of their greatness.
Hop on the Harry Potter bandwagon; Dumbledore, Potter, Weasly, Snape, Voldemort
So I hope you pick one of these semi reasonable responses.
Did you just include the Bushs in the “League of Greatness?” I’m proud of you.
Go with something that has power behind it, like Kennedy or Rappaport, or Rockafeller.
… or DiDonato
They said power….not Lard.
I always thought it would be funny to change our last name to something completely different, and then start going to their reunions.
YES! I said “Stegosaurus,” too.
I’d offer you a Van Twisk title, but the few of us left are a proud bunch (turns out lard is directly proportional to pride).
Have you considered “of Arc?” We need to bring that back.