Fill ‘er up.

Dear Extremely Attractive Woman at the Gas Pump,

I noticed that you couldn’t put your keys into your pocket because your pants were too tight. So instead, you put one key in and let the others jingle at your hip. I just wanted to let you know that sometimes, when my pants are too tight, I do the same thing.

Yours truly,
mike d.

8 thoughts on “Fill ‘er up.

  • 6/2/2006 at 8:09 am
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    nay, I’m wearing some comfy baggy jeans today. I only have one pair of tighter jeans. I don’t wear them too often… but when I do… the keys hang out.

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  • 6/2/2006 at 9:26 am
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    I don’t think Mike got the joke.

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  • 6/2/2006 at 11:05 am
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    Mike DiDonato.com
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  • 6/2/2006 at 11:11 am
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    We’ll sit him down together and explain the finer things in life. Birds, Bees and Beer.

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  • 6/2/2006 at 7:37 pm
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    Sometimes, observing a hottie at a gas station is all you need to pick up your day.

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